You know why grammar matters, and you're not afraid to say so; but maybe you're out of breath.
If so, then sit back, relax and let your shirt (or tote) do the talking for you!

Let Mr. Grammar burst out of your cold and calculating heart in this classy design to wag his finger disapprovingly at any who dare abuse the rules of grammar!

Grammar [gram-er] - noun

1. A set of language rules whose purpose is to eliminate confusion or misunderstanding in the transmission, use and expression of a particular language.
2. The study of these rules.

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